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16 November 2007 @ 04:58 pm
I crack myself up sometimes  
Sifting through old SMSes in my outbox I came upon this gem:

"... I'm willing the internet to work again like I'm willing John Howard to slip on a rhinestone and break his ankle and never dance again."*

The internet is working again now... I wonder if my other wish will come true.

*This is even funnier if you've seen Showgirls. Not that I'd recommend seeing Showgirls for any reason whatsoever. Unless you hate yourself. Then you should see it, because you'll hate Showgirls more than you could possibly hate yourself.
indigoindigo1 on November 16th, 2007 08:49 am (UTC)

the universe helps those who help themselves. therefore, to make your wish come true we should russle up a posse of drag-queens to meet up with our excremental leader at his next public function and flounce along before him casting rhinestones beneath his feet...
Nicolematcha_pocky on November 16th, 2007 12:08 pm (UTC)
Although now I come to think of it, guilty feet have got no rhythm... so we should be right with the dancing anyway.

Although a spontaneous drag queen escort for Little Johnny would be fantastic.