Nicole (matcha_pocky) wrote,

I crack myself up sometimes

Sifting through old SMSes in my outbox I came upon this gem:

"... I'm willing the internet to work again like I'm willing John Howard to slip on a rhinestone and break his ankle and never dance again."*

The internet is working again now... I wonder if my other wish will come true.

*This is even funnier if you've seen Showgirls. Not that I'd recommend seeing Showgirls for any reason whatsoever. Unless you hate yourself. Then you should see it, because you'll hate Showgirls more than you could possibly hate yourself.
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