Step 1. I rewatched Kung Fu Hustle. I love that movie. It's the first (and possibly only) Chinese slapstick comedy that hasn't made me want to punch myself repeatedly in the neck.
Step 2. I wonder what Stephen Chow's up to?
Step 3. Oh, my. He's in a remake of The Green Hornet, an old radio serial I love dearly, about a masked superhero whose powers are limited to a car, a gun and a the original martial arts valet, Kato. Bruce Lee's shoes will be hard to fill.
Step 4. The Green Hornet is being played by Seth bloody Rogen.
Step 5. It's being directed by Michel goddamn Gondry.
Step 6: Cannot process: Integer divided by zero.